Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s Privates All the President’s Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Monica President on a Hot Tin Roof Red Faced in October Honey,
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . .
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met OK, so what’s the speed of dark? How
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position.”
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.”Bartender: “Yeah! Sure…go ahead.”Man: “What covers a house?”Dog: “Roof!”Man: “How does sandpaper feel?”Dog: “Rough!”Man: “Who was the greatest ball player of all time?”Dog: “Ruth!”Man: “Pay up. I