*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of them.The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The same person that gives you
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna. 5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.””How’s that?” asked his friend.”It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.”
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven’t changed at all!
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says “Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!”
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