A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: “You’re what?!?”
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”Bill says, “OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I`ll do it.” 2 hours
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn’t jump on your bed when he’s sopping wet. 4. The cats have every right to be in the living room. 5. Barking at guests 10
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they’re stroke-challenged!
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I
Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.