|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?A: The outside.Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?A: A walkie-talkie, of course.Q: Have you heard of
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, where y’all from?” The Wisconsin girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply. “Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with
Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses? A: He’s afraid of the draft.
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, “What are you charged with?””Doing my Christmas shopping early sir”, replied the defendant.”Well that’s not an crime”, said the judge! “How early were you doing this shopping?””Before the store opened”, answered the prisoner.
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their