Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring.”Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony.Why don’t you try ‘playing doctor’ for an hour? That’s what I do,” said Irving.”Sounds great,” Morris replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?””That’s
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows:”Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow.”
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn’t stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen. How do
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day’s meeting, he called down to “I’m afraid not, sir,” the clerk told him, “but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes.”Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears.”Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I can’t remember my wife’s name. Can’t remember my children’s names. Can’t remember what kind of car I drive.Can’t remember where I work. It was all I could