If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip” on the side……….you might be a RedneckIf your working T.V. sits on top of ur NON-working T.V. ……….you might be a RedneckIf you think a “courter horse” is that ride in front of Kmart……….you might be
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.”Your honor,” he said, “I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.””Why ?” asked the
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.” The boy picks up his date and they
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.