Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.5. Even if
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: “That will be $36.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company … Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn’t work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and
Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they’re18.”Johnny did. And by 18, he had 11 jars full!
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, “Are