Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his
wife, called the
insurance
company …

Susan: We had that
barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.
Agent: Whoa there
just a minute, Susan; it doesn’t work quite like
that.
We will
ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new
one

of comparable worth.
Susan, after a pause: I’d like to cancel
the policy on my husband.