Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.” “Communicate my thoughts?” said a
Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!So he goes up to his grandpa and says “Grandpa, do you realize that you’re not wearing any pants?” His grandpa replies “Yes Jimmy, I do.”Jimmy then
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.”A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”The golfer thinks
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town’s football team. He
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.