Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wanted the two most beautiful whores.The woman was like, they’re old, what are they gonna know. So she sticks them in the two darkest rooms with blow-up dolls.After they
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,”…But they’ll steal my bike.”The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The priest showed the boy how
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one