How do you measure a Villanova graduate’s I.Q.? With a tire gauge.
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for a long time now! I can’t think straight! I need help!”. Doctor says to patient, “You know what? I used to have the same problem, and whenever I do get migraines, I go home to my
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god……..Buddha.This would be really funny if it weren’t happening to me.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.The face is familiar but i can’t quite remember my name.Illiterate? Write for help.Honk if
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: “I’m afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.