One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can’t get your jeans over your thighs.
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large cross around his neck and the other a large Star of David. After church, the congregants file out,
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,”Hi, I’ll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please”.When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage &
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.