A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, they’d cleaned 147 Johns.
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out. The police were dumbfounded and dispatched an officer to the scene.However, before the police arrived, the phone rang a second time with
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.”Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman.”Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.”You’re under 18,” replies the barman.
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.””That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He can only
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.