|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.”Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.””It’s true,” replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault. My parents were
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. “Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?” “Yes!” “For the whole basketball team?”
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise