I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” he said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.” The husband decided to take the doctor’s advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife’s
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?”Charlie replied, “Driving to Chicago!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.The next day the nurse enters Charlie’s