Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman. The victim arrived at a police station in the early morning hours clutching, in her hand, testicles that she had just bitten
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain because I`m in a terriblehurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.””You`re a brave woman,” says the dentist, “Now, show me which tooth itis.”The wife turns to her
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They’re hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) “Dam.”Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Eskimos get
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”To this, the other
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President’s cabinet advisors whispers advice into his ear, at which point Bill stands up and throws Hillary out onto the field. The crowd goes deathly silent and the advisor