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A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get. Two weeks later the detective calls the man and
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
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