How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.”Why don’t you put your money where your
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply.The first man then asks: “Where are you from?””I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.