|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, “Don’t you know I’m Polish?””Oh, I’m sorry,” the blonde apologizes, “do you want me to start over and talk slower?”
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, “Don’t unleash the beast in me.” The wife snickered and replied, “Unlike a lot of women, ‘dear’, I’m not the least bit afraid of a mouse.”
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go out with the same girl twice?”As Caesar said, “Let me mix that salad!”As Moses said to God, “Let me see if I have it right – the Arabs get the oil and we get to cut
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish. That’s three wishes total,” saidthe genie. The Canadian said, “I’m a farmer, my