Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. “Well, I’ve always thought I’d like to be a doctor,” said Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.” “Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the rate science is going, you’d no
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.” You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!”You’ve got more
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing I want you to know. There’s a box under my bed, and I don’t want you to look in it until I die.” Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear there’s a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one knows your secret place. ou are in total seclusion from that hectic place called “the world”. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water