Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.Proof That Jesus Was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He was always telling stories.3.
Wife: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?” Husband: “Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.”
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said “Kramer, your grandmother died.”The soldier fell apart. After he left, the colonel told the lieutenant, “You could have been a little more tactful. I have
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don’ be callin me for no reason – homey don’ play dat.4. Y’all betta be in church on Sundee. 5. Don’ dis ya mama…an if ya know who
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don’t have a headache!” He says, “Aha!”