A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business. The youngest one complained, “Youknow Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck for $100! Idon’t think I can stay in business at those prices.”Her Mom thinks for a while and
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.”Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked. “He died and went to heaven,” she replied.The child
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, “go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.”A red head said, “O.K., what’s the capital of Wyoming?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s easy, ‘W’.”
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America…… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America…… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. “When I die I will dig