A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation’s capitol.There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the
A guy is dating three women and can’t decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. “I’d like the bathroom done in white!” Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, “Green up! Green up!” “I want the bedroom in blue!” continued
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.Jake asked her,