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A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?” She paused a moment and looked around the room.”I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”From the back of the room came a
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.”I need to take that walkman off your head,” says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.”You can’t! I’ll die!” retorts the blonde.”I can’t cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!” says the
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says to the bartender, “Me want Lager!”The bartender says, “Sure, Chief, coming right up.” He then serves the Indian atall glass of Tennents Lager. The Indian drinks
An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the
A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. “Professors haven’t got bad memories,” he declared. “They’re not absent-minded. Don’t you think I know where I am right now, and don’t you think tomorrow I’ll know where I was last night? Would
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: “Christian Horse for Sale.” Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the back, where he saw