My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact “cheating” on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, “Well not so much to
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please don’t pee on our floor!”
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.”Where do you live?” asked the operator. Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”There was a long pause and finally
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:Blonde One: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde Two: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder! it’s starting to rain, and the top
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Just like they did every day. Abe turned to Sol and asked, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?” Soloman thought about it for a minute and replied, “I
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.His curiosity getting the better