A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, “What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943?” The Indian answered, “Eggs.” The man scoffed, “Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He’s a phony.”Thirteen years later the
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing some large bills around. “I’ve got $500.00 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club. In fact, he hits it 500
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”
On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, “You know you’ve been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up.” The second one said,
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower. You have the right to remain silent. Anything