TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK 8. YOU HAVE A COACH TO TELL YOU WHEN TO ADVANCE 7. WHEN YOU ARE TIRED, YOU ALWAYS GET RELIEVED 6. IF YOU STRIKE
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, “Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see.”
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. “Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably how dogs spend most of their lives…
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.Question3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory A: Yes. Q:
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”Blonde: “I’ll have a
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.