Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said the barman, ‘we don’t serve pieces of string in here’ and with that he threw the two pieces of string out.Outside, one of the pieces of string ruffeled himself up, tied himself in a loop and
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear…
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!6. If It’s
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer’s group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!