Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. “Oh, no, it’s my husband!” The man says, “Where’s your back door?” “We don’t have a back door” says the woman. The man then
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sister, just about any trouble this kid could get into, he did. Nonetheless, Johnny wanted a bicycle for Christmas.Johnny goes to his mother and demands, “Mom, for Christmas, I want a bicycle!”
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.If you work too hard, there is never
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”