An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is a savage.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is a savage.”
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The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.”Good lord, mister,” he gasped, “are you drunk?””Of course,” said
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to see the Pope!”Everyone gets all excited and chants, “We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him.”The next day, they are standing
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn’t know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and