You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It’s a place of udder delight.
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, “Sir, I am down on my luck and ask if you could please spare me a meal?”The owner stared at the hobo for a minute and then broke out in a
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.””What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back.”Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you use this awful language?” asks the priest.”I was
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.””Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.