ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy—–for a year!!!!!2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.3. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.”4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ……instead of ICU!5. You sign
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.The man runs out and tells the doctor who
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.”Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?””I don’t