If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, “Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?Other guy: “Well,
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn’t seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does…Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse, “but don’t you think this is enough?” The woman replied, “Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year.”
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!