|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, “They accuse me of intervening in Angola…” and a man going through the audience called out, “Peanuts! Popcorn!”Castro went on: “They say I?m intervening in Mozambique…” and the same loud voice
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, “The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony”