How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir” said the lady behind the counter, “shall I put them on your bill?””NO WAY!” replied Donald Duck, “What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!”
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,? bragged one, ?we?ve cut our emergency response time by ten percent.??Not bad,? the second paramedic commented. ?But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!