Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be AssimilatedThe more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the new driver.”I’ll bet you’re back
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth,
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters. If Microsoft made toasters …Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster.