In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says “sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.” The man says, “No problem. I’m from Chicago.”So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100,
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and Go Pee7. Simon Says something Incoherent6. Doc, Doc Goose5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over4. Kick the Bucket3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy1. Sag,
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this state,
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She’ll cream you!