The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. “Don’t be to mad at Dave,” a friend told her. “He did a terrific job. I’d be glad to
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you spell ‘dumb’?”Darla says “d-u-m-b, dumb”. The teacher says, “very good, now use it in a sentence.” She says “Buckwheat is dumb”Now spell “stupid”. Darla says “s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid”. The teacher says,”very good, now use it in a
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.As it turned out, however, the wife
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.”My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.”
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY. “WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, DO YOU ALWAYS HIT BOTTOM?”THE 1ST GUY REPLIES,
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a woman just like mother!” His father replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill’s sex life. I asked her “Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?”, and she said “Well, close but no cigar.”