If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip’s Screwdriver?Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?Why is a wise man and wise guy opposites?If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.”Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?”Lawyer: “Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn’t it wonderful that they’re not going to bother us anymore?’
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented one… it’s FREEZING!!! and my coat won’t zip up. The cold air is killing me!!”The other biker thought for a minute as they sped down the road. “Well, he said at last… you can turn your
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.IN PRISON…You get three meals a day. AT WORK…..You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON…You get time off for
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, “In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they?ll have something to spend over
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