One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some things in life that aren’t addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, “There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about”.The woman responded,
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine. It’s only a mater of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail.What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates? Increased unemployment? Lower productivity? No, it’s something much more economically
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I’ll have to beg. I told her I’d be fine. I mean look at all the experience I’ve got.
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she was very happy.”I’m going to have a boy!” she declared. “The doctor said that if my husband was on top, I would have
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, “do you want to live with your dad?” the kid says “no! he beats me!”. The judge says,”you want to live with your mom?” “no! she beats me too!”.So the judge says,
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has ruled that a defendant can’t show up for trial wearing fur, bones, goggles and pale green body paint, even if he is from the planet Zambodia.But an attorney for the man who calls himself Prince Mongo