Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether ’tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a nap upon a scrap of carpet,
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin’ man with a brewnette?A hostage.
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn’t seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a “burnout”
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay bar, but decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.”When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, “What’s the name of your penis?” Guy: Look, I’m not into any of that. All I