|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.”Oh no!” he screamed, “One of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things” from the movie “The Sound of Music”The Bill Clinton version:My Favorite ThingsBlow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in her diary!
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane’s windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.The theory is that if the windshield doesn’t crack from
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”