Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.3. A room temperature IQ.4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.5. A
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.”Where’s Henry? one of his campmates asked.””Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We’re Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at the bright side, she’s a really good lay.My tire was thumping… I thought it was flat… when I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat… Sorry.You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mends…
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks “And get me a whisky you cow!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the