Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma’s kitchen.”Where’s my bucket and where’s my
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.”All set back here, Captain,” came the reply,
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for you is “You Bastard.”9. She shaves your eyebrows off while you are asleep.8. She rushes to answer the phone each time it rings, and puts it down with a hushed, “I can’t talk now… I’ll call
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.The hunter ran and ran and ran, his lungs burned for