Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. He said to Bill “You have one wish.”Bill Clinton cried “But I thought you were supposed to have three wishes!” “Well you are the most powerful man
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order a round of drinks.One of the blondes raises her glass and shouts excitedly, “51!!” “51!!” The other blondes echo. After they have finished their drinks, another round is ordered. Again, the blondes toast “51”. This happens
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your score below:1. Blackjack chewing gum2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water3. Candy cigarettes4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles5. Hamburg joints with tableside jukeboxes6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers7.