|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!!
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think of you as a brother.. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.. (I don’t want to do my dad)8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, “That’s very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats. Didn’t you learn any manners! Where did you come from?”The man looked up
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)6. I’ve