What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, “We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41.”So my family picked up our luggage
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?3). What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me