If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law enforcement3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.6. PMS: It’s your problem, not mine (“It’s
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything … the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc … and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: “One more complaint and I’ll
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to “chrysanthemum”.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.4. Sneaking in the boss’s desk could land you an unexpected promotion.5.
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?””No”, says the secretary.”Great, Let’s do lunch.” the boss says.
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.