You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?””Twenty-two,” Kowalski replied.After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have
Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.
It was Rocky’s first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with his meager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of his cell, Rocky heard a voice call out “44” and
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small Indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the children.”Well, my son,” the chief replied, “When I step out of my tepee, I name each child after the first
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.””And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes?”The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope and mail