And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember thatwe prefer if you would use the back entrance.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, “Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis head.The druggist says “May I help you?” The blind man replies “No thank you, I’m just lookingaround.”
Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years,
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender can’t believe his eyes and says, “Oh my Gosh, I can’t believe this, you’re a talking grasshopper!””Do you know we have drink named after you?”The Grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve?”